{"title":"Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFive bucks a piece. Ten for a bundle. These go on bikes, helmets, laptops, toolboxes — anywhere you want people to know what you're about. Waterproof, UV-resistant, and aggressively uncorporate.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"safety-second-texas-tank-36","title":"\"Safety Second\" -- Sticker -- $5","description":"\u003cp\u003eSafety First is for people who've never had a good story. This one's for everyone else. A subtle correction to a rule that needed correcting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Safety First\" is a suggestion, and not a very interesting one. \"Safety Second\" is an acknowledgment that sometimes the move happens before the helmet goes on, and that's just how it is. Clean design, loud message — the kind of thing that gets a knowing nod from the right people and a concerned look from the wrong ones. Stick it on your helmet for maximum irony, your toolbox for honest branding, or your laptop for when you need HR to think twice before scheduling that meeting. If you have to explain it, they're not your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3\" x 3\" die-cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Matte laminate, UV-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurability: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, outdoor-rated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApplication: Helmets, bikes, laptops, toolboxes, coolers, bumpers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLifespan: 3–5 years outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bad Decision Society ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51059707642141,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/2095\/7213\/files\/IMG_4586.png?v=1775223799"},{"product_id":"gas-brass-and-ass-sticker","title":"\"Gas, Brass \u0026 Ass\" -- Sticker -- $5","description":"\u003cp\u003eRetro Americana pin-up energy with zero apologies. Two women, one sport bike, stars-and-stripes lettering, and absolutely no disclaimers. Old school attitude for people who still know what one feels like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink vintage roadside diner meets back-of-the-jacket bravado — two pin-up riders on a sport motorcycle, framed in American flag-style lettering with enough stars to get you in trouble at a parent-teacher conference. \"Gas, Brass \u0026amp; Ass\" is the holy trinity of a good time, and now it's a 3-inch die-cut you can stick anywhere the fun happens. Goes hard on a tank bag, a helmet, a cooler full of bad decisions, or the bumper of a truck that's been through things. If someone asks what it means, they already know. If they're offen• Size: 3\" x 3\" die-cut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Finish: Matte laminate, UV-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Durability: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, outdoor-rated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Application: Helmets, bikes, laptops, toolboxes, coolers, bumpers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Lifespan: 3–5 years outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Decision Society ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51059712491805,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/2095\/7213\/files\/IMG_4397_222.png?v=1775221099"},{"product_id":"dont-die-bored-texas-tank-36","title":"\"Don't Die Bored\" -- Sticker -- $5","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife's too short to play it safe — and way too short to play it boring. A sleeping skull that gets it. Slap this somewhere you'll see it when you need the reminder most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreen-on-black lettering. A skull that looks like it fell asleep waiting for the fun to start. “Don’t Die Bored” isn’t a warning — it’s a mission statement for the kind of person who thinks “what’s the worst that could happen?” is a valid planning method. This one goes on the helmet, the toolbox, the fridge — anywhere you need a daily reminder that boredom is the actual danger. The kind of person who buys this sticker doesn’t need a bucket list. They need a damage deposit. If your gear doesn’t say something about you, this one will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Size: 3\" x 3\" die-cut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Finish: Matte laminate, UV-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Durability: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, outdoor-rated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Application: Helmets, bikes, laptops, toolboxes, coolers, bumpers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Lifespan: 3–5 years outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Decision Society ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51059727728925,"sku":"SST-TANK-WHT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/2095\/7213\/files\/IMG_4615.png?v=1775223799"},{"product_id":"sorry-mom-sticker-5","title":"\"Sorry Mom\" -- Sticker -- $5","description":"\u003cp\u003eTattoo flash-style flaming heart, lit dynamite fuse, and a banner that says everything she already knew. An apology and a flex, simultaneously. She’s not surprised. That’s the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA flaming anatomical heart with a dynamite fuse burning down — the visual equivalent of “I know, I know” — wrapped in a banner that just reads “SORRY MOM.” Tattoo flash style, because this design belongs on the same canvas as the rest of your questionable choices. It’s not an apology exactly. It’s more of a standing acknowledgment — a heads-up to the woman who saw this coming from your first bike, your first scar, your first truly unexplainable Saturday. Slap it on your helmet so it’s the last thing people see going by, your gas tank for the aesthetic, or your toolbox because the garage is where most of the apologies were born anyway. She’ll either love it or she’ll sigh the specific sigh that means she loves it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3\" x 3\" die-cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Matte laminate, UV-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurability: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, outdoor-rated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApplication: Helmets, bikes, laptops, toolboxes, coolers, bumpers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLifespan: 3–5 years outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bad Decision Society ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51114320494877,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/2095\/7213\/files\/IMG_4644.png?v=1774473080"},{"product_id":"launch-day-sticker-bundle-sticker-10","title":"\"LAUNCH DAY STICKER BUNDLE\" -- Sticker -- $10","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll five. One shot. The full collection for people who commit. One pull of the lever — five stickers, zero consequences. (Results may vary on the consequences part.)Five stickers. One price. The kind of deal that seemed reasonable at the time — which, coincidentally, is how most of the best decisions get made. The bundle leads with the “Consequences?” slot machine design because that’s exactly the energy you’re bringing to checkout right now. Don’t Die Bored. Gas, Brass \u0026amp; Ass. Safety Second. Sorry Mom. All in. Cover your helmet, your toolbox, your laptop, your buddy’s car while he’s not looking — the world is your damage deposit. Buying one sticker is a decision. 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